Four Loko teamed up with Fleshlight for a monstrosity called ‘Sex In A Can’

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Raise your hands if you’ve ever wanted to fuck a can of Four Loko. 

Nobody? None at all?

Nobody — not a single soul — asked for it, but two deeply cursed brands have teamed up for a historic collaboration that’s sure to lead to regrets all around: A Four Loko Fleshlight.

Selling for the perfectly reasonable price of $69, the toy is sure to bring back all the adolescent memories you’d probably prefer to forget. What’s more reminiscent of painfully awkward sexual awakenings than sticking…

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