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Science tells us mattresses aren’t migratory. Science is clearly wrong.

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Most of you probably think mattresses are inanimate objects, forever lying stationary until some living creature, typically a human, picks one up and moves it. You’ll all think differently after seeing this video.

The video, shot in Colorado on Aug. 17, claims that this mass mattress migration is an accident. “We were hanging out by the pool and apparently they were setting up for ‘movie night under the stars’ with pillows and mattresses and then a storm rolled in.”

Maybe that’s true. Or…

Science tells us mattresses aren’t migratory. Science is clearly wrong.

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Most of you probably think mattresses are inanimate objects, forever lying stationary until some living creature, typically a human, picks one up and moves it. You’ll all think differently after seeing this video.

The video, shot in Colorado on Aug. 17, claims that this mass mattress migration is an accident. “We were hanging out by the pool and apparently they were setting up for ‘movie night under the stars’ with pillows and mattresses and then a storm rolled in.”

Maybe that’s true. Or…

Science tells us mattresses aren’t migratory. Science is clearly wrong.

TwitterFacebook

Most of you probably think mattresses are inanimate objects, forever lying stationary until some living creature, typically a human, picks one up and moves it. You’ll all think differently after seeing this video.

The video, shot in Colorado on Aug. 17, claims that this mass mattress migration is an accident. “We were hanging out by the pool and apparently they were setting up for ‘movie night under the stars’ with pillows and mattresses and then a storm rolled in.”

Maybe that’s true. Or…

Gwyneth Paltrow forgot she was in several Marvel movies with Samuel L. Jackson

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We don’t know what jade vagina eggs are supposed to do, but helping memory clearly isn’t one of them. Goop founder and Marvel star Gwyneth Paltrow has a reputation for forgetting her fellow stars in some of the biggest blockbusters of movie history — including, most recently, Nick Fury himself.

First it was Sebastian Stan, the Winter Soldier, who starred alongside Paltrow in several Avengers movies and had to reintroduce himself to her three times (and counting). Then it was the entirety…

Gwyneth Paltrow forgot she was in several Marvel movies with Samuel L. Jackson

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We don’t know what jade vagina eggs are supposed to do, but helping memory clearly isn’t one of them. Goop founder and Marvel star Gwyneth Paltrow has a reputation for forgetting her fellow stars in some of the biggest blockbusters of movie history — including, most recently, Nick Fury himself.

First it was Sebastian Stan, the Winter Soldier, who starred alongside Paltrow in several Avengers movies and had to reintroduce himself to her three times (and counting). Then it was the entirety…

Gwyneth Paltrow forgot she was in several Marvel movies with Samuel L. Jackson

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We don’t know what jade vagina eggs are supposed to do, but helping memory clearly isn’t one of them. Goop founder and Marvel star Gwyneth Paltrow has a reputation for forgetting her fellow stars in some of the biggest blockbusters of movie history — including, most recently, Nick Fury himself.

First it was Sebastian Stan, the Winter Soldier, who starred alongside Paltrow in several Avengers movies and had to reintroduce himself to her three times (and counting). Then it was the entirety…

Gwyneth Paltrow forgot she was in several Marvel movies with Samuel L. Jackson

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We don’t know what jade vagina eggs are supposed to do, but helping memory clearly isn’t one of them. Goop founder and Marvel star Gwyneth Paltrow has a reputation for forgetting her fellow stars in some of the biggest blockbusters of movie history — including, most recently, Nick Fury himself.

First it was Sebastian Stan, the Winter Soldier, who starred alongside Paltrow in several Avengers movies and had to reintroduce himself to her three times (and counting). Then it was the entirety…

Gwyneth Paltrow forgot she was in several Marvel movies with Samuel L. Jackson

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We don’t know what jade vagina eggs are supposed to do, but helping memory clearly isn’t one of them. Goop founder and Marvel star Gwyneth Paltrow has a reputation for forgetting her fellow stars in some of the biggest blockbusters of movie history — including, most recently, Nick Fury himself.

First it was Sebastian Stan, the Winter Soldier, who starred alongside Paltrow in several Avengers movies and had to reintroduce himself to her three times (and counting). Then it was the entirety…

Gwyneth Paltrow forgot she was in several Marvel movies with Samuel L. Jackson

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We don’t know what jade vagina eggs are supposed to do, but helping memory clearly isn’t one of them. Goop founder and Marvel star Gwyneth Paltrow has a reputation for forgetting her fellow stars in some of the biggest blockbusters of movie history — including, most recently, Nick Fury himself.

First it was Sebastian Stan, the Winter Soldier, who starred alongside Paltrow in several Avengers movies and had to reintroduce himself to her three times (and counting). Then it was the entirety…

Gwyneth Paltrow forgot she was in several Marvel movies with Samuel L. Jackson

TwitterFacebook

We don’t know what jade vagina eggs are supposed to do, but helping memory clearly isn’t one of them. Goop founder and Marvel star Gwyneth Paltrow has a reputation for forgetting her fellow stars in some of the biggest blockbusters of movie history — including, most recently, Nick Fury himself.

First it was Sebastian Stan, the Winter Soldier, who starred alongside Paltrow in several Avengers movies and had to reintroduce himself to her three times (and counting). Then it was the entirety…